Monday, July 16, 2007

Soaking up the Cali Sunshine


I have arrived at ErinJ's. She knows how difficult the traveling life of a Diva can be, so she took me right out to the pool to soak up the sunshine.
Dude and I got in a fight on the way to California, so I made him stay in the box while I lounged by the pool. He asked me to move over and give him some room in the box, which of course means that he thinks I'm fat. Men.
I was very distraught to realize that my wardrobe is incomplete- someone kept one of my flip flops, they probably have it under their pillow so they can remember my luscious Diva scent. So, I had to wear my heels to the pool, which is fine, I hear that's what Paris wears when she's soaking up the rays.
Supposedly Erin is taking me to work with her tonight, and she says the scrapbook store she works at is fabulous and fit for any Diva. We'll see about that.

Friday, July 13, 2007

California, Here I Come!

Can you believe it? This morning Kathleen and Archie got us up and told us they run every morning and suggested we go with them. I said Divas don't get sweaty, but Kathleen assured me that I'd only "glisten".

Well, since we'll be cooped up in the box again, we decided to go. Kathleen showed me how Cross Country runners stretch and Archie worked on football moves with Dude. I can't believe Kathleen even timed us for 2 MILES!!
Well, our visit was so short here, but we did so much. And we picked up a couple of furry traveling companions as well, so it's time to jump back into the box for the trip to Erin J's. I wonder what she'll have in store for us?

Back in Texas








Hey Y'all,

I arrived in Texas at Kacomi's house yesterday. I'll tell you, these Texas folks sure do give visitors a grand tour. We had such a busy day. No parades in my honor, but I guess I'll forgive them this time.


One of the first family members I met was Cali the family attack cat. She is so sweet. I asked Jeff why he called her an attack cat and he said that if I sat down she'd "attack" my lap and demand petting. I need an attack cat of my own.
Well, we then went out to the country for a horseback ride. These people know that a Diva deserves a horse fit for a princess!
Dude and I had such a lovely ride. That grass was so green! Karen said that all the rain they'd had lately had done it, but I know they wouldn't let a Diva see old dried grass of course.





Since I was in the country, I decided to just sit and enjoy nature for a while. I made a friend.

I thought about keeping the bunny, but I just couldn't trap a wild creature. So I said bye bye bunny and let it go.
Well, no rest for a Diva! We rode home and I just had to meet those darling puppies I've seen on SJ so much. Kathleen said I'd get trampled in the yard with all those dogs, so she brought Whitey and Golden Girl in to meet me (I thought I was the Golden Girl!) They wer so cute, but Archie's right when he calls them slobber machines! Kathleen had to rescue me from those tounges!














I tell you I was ready to meet an animal I could just relax with and who wouldn't give my clothes and me an unwelcome bath!

I don't think I need a puppy in the box any more. They'd make it so soggy! Divas do not do soggy!




Now this is an animal I could get used to. Amelia just let me hang out with her and she purred so nicely. I wonder if Karen would go buy me a kitten...and if Dude would like it?




While I was visiting with the cat, Karen had to lay down with a headache (poor thing) so Kathleen took over amusing me. We checked out my wardrobe andKathleen found me some some darling earrings

Dressed for browsing, we checked out

Karen's SB embellies! She has so many!











I thought about jumping in the drawer and rolling around, but that kind of behavior doesn't seem Diva-like, so I refrained.






Archie invited Dude and me to tour a Texas natural history museum he'd aquired and see some of the native animals of Texas.











He assured me it was safe, but that scorpion was kind of big and awfully close. Divas do not do arachnids!





But we did enjoy seeing the various types of animals. I had to convince Dude that the rattlesnake was a bad idea for a pet. MEN!










After we returned from the museum, Kathleen whisked me off to prepare me for special dinner with Dude. That child gets romance! Sigh!




My goodness what a day it's been! I thought it would be bedtime, but Kathleen and Karen had one more surprise for us. You'll never guess what those sweet girls did!



They got us our very own kitties! Misty is a cuddly gray kitten and Mac is a Simaese. We get to keep them! They'll make the time in the box go so quickly.

Well, time for bed. Divas need rest you know! See you all tomorrow!









Monday, July 9, 2007

Food, Fun, Fireworks & Puppy Kisses...


what more could a girl ask for? Oh yeah, more shoes! LOL I had a divine time with CraftyWendy, boy that girl can put on a party! We went to a parade, she said it was for Independence Day...but we all know it was really for me! Then we were off to a barbeque and then later in the evening the fireworks, we had a blast! And let me just say, those sons of hers are Cuuuuuute! But they were just alittle too tall for my liking. And those puppies, how sweet and I just fell in love with Newman, but someone might need to tell Wendy that that pup could use a Tic Tac. But my oh my, you should see the way some of those woman dress up here! The Fashion Police would have a field day here! Now I'm back in that stupid box again, I tried to fit Newman in the box with me, I just can't bear to be apart from him, but he just won't fit and he keeps chewing on the thing! Alas, I guess I'll just have to leave him here. Wonder if Kacomi has any pets? Well, TA TA for now ladies!