Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Kidnapper Revealed!





Not what you expected, eh? Let me begin by saying I am TRULY sorry, but I do not have Diva and Dude. I understand that you lost a good friend who once hosted Diva and Dude, and even introduced them to each other. I am sorry for your loss. I lost someone too. I am Diva’s little sister, and I’ve been traveling the country searching for her for months. I have absolutely no idea where they are, and if I did, I would gladly send them to you.

It was sad to see their memories forgotten, and I am happy if my kidnapping plot caused you to remember that Jeannie introduced Dude to Diva and brought a smile to your face as you remembered everyone’s favorite Red Hat Lady.

The sad truth is that no one seems to know where my sister or your mascot is, and after many months, it’s looking like she must be lost in the mail somewhere. I thought that by getting you all involved it would at least bring the dolls’ memories back, and we could continue what had been a lot of fun. So, in that spirit, I am preparing to mail myself to a mystery jazzer. My maiden voyage to carry on the tradition started by my sister, SJ Diva. I am hoping that Jazzer will take pics, post them on the blog and keep SJ Diva and Dude’s work alive by mailing me on to someone else. Instead of making a giant list, perhaps whomever is the recipient each time can decide who she wants to surprise by mailing me to them. I’ll let you all decide how to proceed.

If Diva and Dude show back up, I’ll happily resign my post! Again, I apologize if I raised false hopes that the dolls were found. I truly did this not out of maliciousness, but to bring the community together again in this activity.

If you posted a picture of yourself, please PM the divanapper on SJ. I have a special surprise RAK for each of you. Don't be afraid. A trusted Jazzer is helping me out.

Love, Lil Diva

Seven Heaven

How many more of these things are left??





Sunday, October 5, 2008

Six Pix

6.



Five Alive

5.




Four to Score

Getting closer.... I'll drop the other demands if you get me photos of all the Wizard of Oz dolls. Time's running out.

4.


Friday, October 3, 2008

Flower Power

Three to get ready.

3.


Two Amys


are better than one.
2.


ONE


One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do....
1.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

The Demands

Diva is aptly named. She's driving me nuts with her yapping. Dude is begging me to kill him so he can be put out of his misery. So, I'm going to cut you a break. Even though a true friend would round up all 5,000 of you scrapbooking hens to raise a few bucks.

Here are my demands:

1.) A scrapbook layout of Diva. That's her request. She keeps running her trap about how you Jazzers didn't love her enough to make layouts of her.

2.) A photo of Jazzers with EACH and EVERY Wizard of Oz Happy Meal toy being given out. It must be a different Jazzer in each photo, so no wacko WOZ-head can go and take photos of herself with all her little toys.

3.) A photo of this Megan FT person drinking... a diet Pepsi. Sorry, I'm a kidnapper and I'm mean. And I have stock in Pepsi. Must see her face in photo.

4.) A Jazzer or Jazzers protesting outside a KFC. Preferably in a chicken suit, but just a sign would be acceptable.

My demands are non-negotiable. Photos should be sent to my email address. The pig lover has it. They will be placed on the blog as they come in. Diva is OK for now. Trust me. Muahahahah. Dude, on the other hand, looks like he's going to make a run for it.

DIVA is Kidnapped

I have the doll and her little friend too. Muhahahaha.

It looks like you have created a lot of memories with her. That would seem to make her--priceless. Yet you balk at $10,0000?

So, what else will you offer me for your own version of the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants?

You have 24 hours to make an offer.