Four to Score

Getting closer.... I'll drop the other demands if you get me photos of all the Wizard of Oz dolls. Time's running out.

4.

Flower Power

Three to get ready.

3.

Two Amys

are better than one.

2.

ONE

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do....

1.

The Demands

Diva is aptly named. She's driving me nuts with her yapping. Dude is begging me to kill him so he can be put out of his misery. So, I'm going to cut you a break. Even though a true friend would round up all 5,000 of you scrapbooking hens to raise a few bucks.

Here are my demands:

1.) A scrapbook layout of Diva. That's her request. She keeps running her trap about how you Jazzers didn't love her enough to make layouts of her.

2.) A photo of Jazzers with EACH and EVERY Wizard of Oz Happy Meal toy being given out. It must be a different Jazzer in each photo, so no wacko WOZ-head can go and take photos of herself with all her little toys.

3.) A photo of this Megan FT person drinking... a diet Pepsi. Sorry, I'm a kidnapper and I'm mean. And I have stock in Pepsi. Must see her face in photo.

4.) A Jazzer or Jazzers protesting outside a KFC. Preferably in a chicken suit, but just a sign would be acceptable.

My demands are non-negotiable. Photos should be sent to my email address. The pig lover has it. They will be placed on the blog as they come in. Diva is OK for now. Trust me. Muahahahah. Dude, on the other hand, looks like he's going to make a run for it.

DIVA is Kidnapped

I have the doll and her little friend too. Muhahahaha.

It looks like you have created a lot of memories with her. That would seem to make her--priceless. Yet you balk at $10,0000?

So, what else will you offer me for your own version of the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants?

You have 24 hours to make an offer.

A late update on my trip to California

Can I just say that those girls are crazy? Wow.

I arrived in California just in time for the SJ California Crop in late February. Cheri Pryor was nice enough to host me along with a lot of other gals in her home. It was pure insanity. INSANITY I tell you! I was completely exhausted after spending just a few days there. But I did pick up some really hot eyebrow tips from Deanna. I've just got to get myself a sharpie and I am all set!

I did meet this really cool chick who was more along the lines of my own peeps back home. Her name was Alice and she, too, was vacationing through Circle Journals Travel Agency and just happened to be at Cheri's house during my visit. We chatted it up by the hot tub at Patti's while some other EXTREMELY ANNOYING person named Peggy made a spectacle of herself. Ugh! She was *so* irritating! I heard she ended up in Louisiana. I'm sooooo glad Dude was nowhere around this chick. Seriously.

On Saturday Alice and I sat together at the crop and just chatted all day and shared vacation stories and dreams about where we would go next. I really, really loved her!! Here we are at the crop. I look like a total beast next to her...tiny little thing. If I didn't love her so much I would hate her...


As Dude and I got ready to leave California, we were amazed at the sight of this guy. I thought I had seen him around many times before in all my travelocity travels, but it was just his cousin Ed. But he was nice enough so we grabbed a quick photo before we headed out to Chicago for the Scrap For A Cure Event.



I hope to return to California one day. We missed getting to go to San Francisco because it was such horrible weather.

Whatever happened to "It Never Rains In California"????