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Did you forget about me? I'll be back with the latest update on my travels far and wide. You'll never believe where I've been....

Kidnapper Revealed!

Not what you expected, eh? Let me begin by saying I am TRULY sorry, but I do not have Diva and Dude. I understand that you lost a good friend who once hosted Diva and Dude, and even introduced them to each other. I am sorry for your loss. I lost someone too. I am Diva’s little sister, and I’ve been traveling the country searching for her for months. I have absolutely no idea where they are, and if I did, I would gladly send them to you.

It was sad to see their memories forgotten, and I am happy if my kidnapping plot caused you to remember that Jeannie introduced Dude to Diva and brought a smile to your face as you remembered everyone’s favorite Red Hat Lady.

The sad truth is that no one seems to know where my sister or your mascot is, and after many months, it’s looking like she must be lost in the mail somewhere. I thought that by getting you all involved it would at least bring the dolls’ memories back, and we could continue what had been a lot of fun. So, in that spirit, I am preparing to mail myself to a mystery jazzer. My maiden voyage to carry on the tradition started by my sister, SJ Diva. I am hoping that Jazzer will take pics, post them on the blog and keep SJ Diva and Dude’s work alive by mailing me on to someone else. Instead of making a giant list, perhaps whomever is the recipient each time can decide who she wants to surprise by mailing me to them. I’ll let you all decide how to proceed.

If Diva and Dude show back up, I’ll happily resign my post! Again, I apologize if I raised false hopes that the dolls were found. I truly did this not out of maliciousness, but to bring the community together again in this activity.

If you posted a picture of yourself, please PM the divanapper on SJ. I have a special surprise RAK for each of you. Don't be afraid. A trusted Jazzer is helping me out.

Love, Lil Diva

Seven Heaven

How many more of these things are left??

Six Pix

6.

Five Alive

5.

Four to Score

Getting closer.... I'll drop the other demands if you get me photos of all the Wizard of Oz dolls. Time's running out.

4.

Flower Power

Three to get ready.

3.

Two Amys

are better than one.

2.

ONE

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do....

1.

The Demands

Diva is aptly named. She's driving me nuts with her yapping. Dude is begging me to kill him so he can be put out of his misery. So, I'm going to cut you a break. Even though a true friend would round up all 5,000 of you scrapbooking hens to raise a few bucks.

Here are my demands:

1.) A scrapbook layout of Diva. That's her request. She keeps running her trap about how you Jazzers didn't love her enough to make layouts of her.

2.) A photo of Jazzers with EACH and EVERY Wizard of Oz Happy Meal toy being given out. It must be a different Jazzer in each photo, so no wacko WOZ-head can go and take photos of herself with all her little toys.

3.) A photo of this Megan FT person drinking... a diet Pepsi. Sorry, I'm a kidnapper and I'm mean. And I have stock in Pepsi. Must see her face in photo.

4.) A Jazzer or Jazzers protesting outside a KFC. Preferably in a chicken suit, but just a sign would be acceptable.

My demands are non-negotiable. Photos should be sent to my email address. The pig lover has it. They will be placed on the blog as they come in. Diva is OK for now. Trust me. Muahahahah. Dude, on the other hand, looks like he's going to make a run for it.

DIVA is Kidnapped

I have the doll and her little friend too. Muhahahaha.

It looks like you have created a lot of memories with her. That would seem to make her--priceless. Yet you balk at $10,0000?

So, what else will you offer me for your own version of the Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants?

You have 24 hours to make an offer.

A late update on my trip to California

Can I just say that those girls are crazy? Wow.

I arrived in California just in time for the SJ California Crop in late February. Cheri Pryor was nice enough to host me along with a lot of other gals in her home. It was pure insanity. INSANITY I tell you! I was completely exhausted after spending just a few days there. But I did pick up some really hot eyebrow tips from Deanna. I've just got to get myself a sharpie and I am all set!

I did meet this really cool chick who was more along the lines of my own peeps back home. Her name was Alice and she, too, was vacationing through Circle Journals Travel Agency and just happened to be at Cheri's house during my visit. We chatted it up by the hot tub at Patti's while some other EXTREMELY ANNOYING person named Peggy made a spectacle of herself. Ugh! She was *so* irritating! I heard she ended up in Louisiana. I'm sooooo glad Dude was nowhere around this chick. Seriously.

On Saturday Alice and I sat together at the crop and just chatted all day and shared vacation stories and dreams about where we would go next. I really, really loved her!! Here we are at the crop. I look like a total beast next to her...tiny little thing. If I didn't love her so much I would hate her...


As Dude and I got ready to leave California, we were amazed at the sight of this guy. I thought I had seen him around many times before in all my travelocity travels, but it was just his cousin Ed. But he was nice enough so we grabbed a quick photo before we headed out to Chicago for the Scrap For A Cure Event.



I hope to return to California one day. We missed getting to go to San Francisco because it was such horrible weather.

Whatever happened to "It Never Rains In California"????

Happy Holidays from New York!

Well, Dude & I had a rude awakening when we traveled from sunny & warm Florida up to Webster, NY! It's COLD up here! I spent Christmas and New Year's with Mimi and her family. Mimi gave me a nice warm winter jacket, since all I seem to own are skimpy tops! They're great when we're inside, but I almost froze my little, plastic tushy off when she tried to send me out in the snow without a jacket!

OK, seriously, how cool do I look in my new jacket??? I couldn't wait to go outside and make snow angels after I put it on! I need to think about wearing warmer shoes next time!
Here I am hangin' with the cast of High School Musical! I love Troy, but Dude was taking the picture, so I had to watch it!

Here I am with the Miller's cat, Shadow. Yeah, we're buddies now, but I have to admit that she scared the poo out of me when I first saw her! Her claws are huge, but she's very sweet once you get to know her...and once she stopped licking my hair...YUCK! I'm thinking of having a saddle made so that I can ride her around the house!

OK, the only downside to our trip was when I found Dude out cruising with Hanna Montana!
Of course, I wasn't going to stand for THAT, so I dragged her out of the car by her bleach-blonde wig....
Dude had to hold me back....I was NOT happy! She may be twice my scale, but that doesn't mean she's twice the doll that I am!
Dude explained that Hanna was just showing him the sights, and I forgave him. We all became friends after that...but I insisted that Hanna give us free tickets to her next concert (just so I could sell them on eBay for thousands of dollars!)

Here I am visiting the North Pole (which is apparently in New York...who knew?)
Wow! Check me out you guys! I'm holding the Baby Jesus! He was so cute, and so well-behaved...he never even moved! That King was getting a little frisky, though!

Here I am entertaining everyone with Christmas Carols on the piano. I needed a phone book to boost me up, which was kind of embarassing!

Here we are rockin' out to Guitar Hero 3! Dude strummed and I was in charge of hitting the notes...we ROCKED!

Dude & I had alot of fun in New York! We set sail on a pirate ship! Dude was so brave! We were attacked by a shark, but he totally kept his cool and steered us to safety!

Here we are getting cozy under the Christmas Tree...we couldn't find any mistletoe, so we had to improvise!

Me again!

Becky has some really cute dogs! This one is my new buddy Bentley. The one on the left is when we first met and the one on the right is when we were chillin' watching TV

Look! I went on a super fun train ride with Santa! See all those gifts?? They're all for me of course! Divas always get the most presents!

Ok I have a little secret- don't tell Dude! One day I went down to the firestation to, umm, you know hang out ;) I wore my cutest outfit too! Well I met all the guys and I have to say I really took to one- and he has the cutest dog too!! He even let me beat on his fire drum and hold his fire hose! See us over there on the left!! Don't we make a cute couple??


I also met someone really weird at her house. I'm still not sure what to think but check me out!

OK that's it so far! Not sure where I'm off to next yet but I hope I get there quickly, that box is pretty uncomfortable. Definitely not fit for a Diva such as myself.

Hello my people.

Wow, have I been busy! Sorry to keep my fans in suspense on my whereabouts, but we Divas have such busy schedules we don't always get computer time. I had SUCH fun in California but I'll have to tell you ALLLLLL about it later. That Monika really knows how to have a good time.

The Dude and I are in South Florida right now with Becky, and let me tell you- it is really divalicious to be able to go outside in the middle of December with just shorts and a tank top on! We even went sunbathing one afternoon. Now this is the life. Well, I have to run, but I'll show you all the things we've been doing later! Ta-Ta for now!

California Here We Come

We are headed for Cali! And just in time - it got COLD here on Monday. A storm blew in and the temperature dropped 20 degrees in less than 30 minutes. I guess that's why they say that if you don't like the weather in Texas, just wait a minute - it will change! We had fun but are excited to be headed to visit Monika. I see a theme with the hostess names! Kristin and Kendall were sad to see us go (of course - everyone needs a Diva in their life!) but I hear that Monika has some adorable grandkids for us to meet! Now if someone will just buy us some first class tickets - traveling in a box is NOT very Diva-like.

Pumpkin Patch

On Sunday, we all went to the Oil Ranch to enjoy the beautiful weather and see the pumpkin patch. Only it isn't really a pumkin patch. They bring in a bunch of pumpkins and lay them on the ground and tell the kiddos that it is a pumpkin patch. ??? Oh, well, it was still a fun day! The Oil Ranch is a working farm, so we went on a hayride to feed the cows (luckily, Mona kept Dude and I in her lovely Sam Moon tote. Diva's DO NOT feed cows!!!) Kristin and Kendall milked a cow and took a pony ride. Once the livestock was out of the picture, Dude and I came out of the tote for a train ride. What a fun day!

Girls Night Out ends with a Catfight

So on Saturday night, Mona had plans to go out with her neighbors, Cindi and Paula to celebrate Paula's birthday. She told me that I would get to go - but that Dude couldn't come - it was Girls' Night Out. We were going for Mexican food and Margarita's and Dude was acting quite dramatic about the fact that he couldn't come. I tried to explain how important Girl's Night Out is for moms - but he just stomped off pouting. So we headed to Los Cucos and sat outside on the patio. It was a beautiful evening! After dinner, we headed back to Paula's for one of her special Pomegranate Margaritas. We called it a night about 10 PM (boy - those mom's have really lost their party mojo's!) and I got home to find that tramp Princess Island Barbie putting the moves on Dude!! She tried to give me some BS story about her being a massage therapist. Yeah, right! After I did a little butt kickin, she left and Dude apoligized. Let's just say we definately made up!!

Archivers and a Little Pampering

So after dragging me out of the bed before daylight and taking Kristin and Kendall to school (Diva's DO NOT do carpools!) Mona promised me a trip to Archivers and a little pampering to make up for all of the UNdiva-like chores that she had subjected me to. Archivers helped make up for it! Wow - there was BLING everywhere!! A Diva's favorite! Stickles in every color, blingy embellies, and I got to sniff the new Basic Grey Christmas line "Figgy Pudding". Mmmmmmmm! After we did the carpool thing again (boy, does that get old fast!) We headed to the Salon for a new 'do. Kristin really knows how to make a Diva feel pampered! I could get used to this!

I Have Arrived in Texas!

I am in Houston, Texas at Monak2's house. I arrived just in time to celebrate Kendall's 4th birthday. I love birthday cake!! You know that birthday cake has no calories, right? Mona showed Dude and me where we will be staying. NICE! We have our own balcony and fireplace (although why they have a fireplace in Houston, I don't know!) It is so unfortunate that the last resident who lived here had some sort of tragic accident. But that is why it is available for us now!